BAR JOKES WITH JESSE DICTOR

To me, what is the difference between a hippies vagina and a bowling ball? I could eat a bowling ball if I had to. What do i and a rape whistle have in common? When a girl blows me, everyone knows. What do i and a rape whistle have in common? You're about to blow both in a second. I went to the doctor the other day, and he told me i would have to stop masturbating. I ask him why. He said he was trying to give me a check up. What do 5 out of 6 people enjoy? Gang rape.